He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
Jack looks like he’s on crack.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
make me choose → clarissassfray asked: schmidt or
Ugh, worst song ever.
if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.